Ruth: Cow!
Hazel: Bitch!
Ruth: Tart!
Hazel: Git!
Tony: Girls, girls, calm down! What on earth's the matter, babes?
Ruth: I should be Minister for Hypocrisy. I'm much better qualified than her.
Hazel: No you're not! I'm the incumbent so fuck off! The Ministry of Hypocrisy is mine. Keep your hands off. Go back to the Ministry for Buzz Words, Buzzy-body!
Ruth: Fuckwit!
Tony: Now hold on. Look Ruth, I really need you to continue at Buzz Words because you are very definitely the best in the business.
Ruth: Thank you, Tony.
Tony: But what we can do is this. We can make you the Minister for Shafting The Public as well. How about that?
Ruth: Minister for Buzz Words AND Shafting The Public? Excellent. Thank you, Tony.
Hazel: What about me?
Tony: And, Hazel, you can be Minister for Hypocrisy
and Taking The Voters For Granted.
Hazel: Wonderful, Tony. Thank you. Happy now, Ruth?
Ruth: Evidence-diversity-separation-ecological-globalisation-integration-cohesion-rapidly-changing-cultural...
Tony/Hazel: Yeah, thanks Ruth. Catch you later. [
exit]
Ruth: ...community-public-services-essential-services-critical-services-neighbourhood-devolution-difference-hospitalsjobsschools-geo-cities-geo-politics-geo-blancmange.