Goody Gum Drops

Jade:

I'm the 25th most influential person in the world, apparently.

And here's that list you've all been waiting for...!

25: Jade Goody

24: The Cat in the Flintstones

23: Alf Garnett

22: The Security Guard outside the BB House door

21: A cocktail sausage

20: The ghost of Enoch Powell

19: Shilpa Shetty's third Handmaiden

18: Teddy Sheringham

17: Michael Jackson's Plastic Surgeon

16: Max Clifford

15: Sven Goran Erikson

14: Pete Best or Pete Docherty or some other loser

called Pete

13: Lord Lucan

12: Eddie "The Eagle" Edwards

11: Ronnie O'Sullivan's Press Agent

10: Harold Pinter's Milkman

9: The Little Man who sits on Tony's bed and

whispered in his ear "Invade Iraq"

8: Max Clifford

7: Jade's Elocution Teacher

6: P.W. Botha

5: a Banana. Or a Monkey Chant

4: George Galloway's cat

3: Borat

2: The Man who thought it would be clever to

swap an "H" for a "B"

1: Nelson Mandela

[No... just kidding...]

1: Andy Duncan

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