New Labour's Legislative Jewell In The Crown

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my Tony sent to me:

Twelve Hunted Foxes

Eleven Forged ID Cards
Ten Lords a-leaping

[because they got their Honours for Cash]

Nine Middle Class Taxes
Eight Asylum Seekers

[per hour]

Seven Vats of Whitewash
Six Bursting Prisons

Five Golden Spins
Four thousand ASBO's

Three Cherie faux pas
Two Blunkett Sackings
And Gordon Brown stuck up a gum tree.

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