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Friday, May 02, 2008

LonDon not KenDon

REPOTER: Ken, what's your reaction to the result?

KEN: I'm looking forward to my third term as London Mayor.

REPORTER: But you lost! Look, it says it here on the front page!

KEN: Everyone knows that The Evening Standard has been waging a long campaign against me. You can't believe a word they print.

REPORTR: OK. Right. So, you seem to be in denial, Ken.

KEN: Did you use to work for the Gestapo?


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