Bay Watch 2

George:

As we celebrate the fifth anniversary of the Guantanamo Bay Detention Centre, it gives me enormous pleasure and pride to announce a new initiative concerning Guantanamo. Today, the public will be given the chance to vote one of the contestants out of the Camp!

Yes - one lucky guy will be free this time next week.

Call toll free TERROR + the contestant's number

[a complete list will be shown at the end of this broadcast].

And we intend to continue with this new initiative on every subsequent anniversary,

allowing the public to vote off one contestant each year. Which means - yes, you're probably ahead of me on the math - that the final contestant will be voted off in the year

2403 AD.

Good night. God Bless America!

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