Soap Opera

Episode 241.

TUC: Prime Minister... Tony, we think you should step down.

Tony: Yes, fine, I'm with you on that. Who do you want to take over?

TUC: Er...

Tony: Gordon?

TUC: Er...

Tony: Anyone?

TUC: Er...

Tony: So do you think I've been a good leader?

TUC: Yes!

Tony: A good PM?

TUC: Yes!

Tony: Well for f**ks sake find a first-rate successor before you get rid of me and in the meantime let me get on with the job I'm qualified to do and I'm pretty bloody good at!

Episode 242.

Labour Party: Prime Minister... Tony, we think you should step down.

Tony: Yes, fine, I'm with you on that. Who do you want to take over?

Labour Party: Er...

Tony: Gordon?

Labour Party: Er...

Tony: Anyone?

Labour Party: Er...

Tony: So do you think I've been a good leader?

Labour Party: Yes!

Tony: A good PM?

Labour Party: Yes!

Tony: Well for f**ks sake...

Click.

Viewer 1: It's about time they came up with some original storylines, isn't it?

Viewer 2: Same old, same old. Our TV license fees go on this crap, you know.