Specularation.
George: Uh huh. Hiya'll, Tony!
Tony: Hello, George.
George: I was wondrin', Tony, my advisors are telling me that there's a lot of specularation, Tony, about whether you're gonna step down an' all.
Tony: You mean speculation.
George: That's what I said. Specularation.
Tony: [sigh]
George: Anyways, isn't it a bit de-stabilising. How are you coping with it?
Tony: Easy, George. While there's lots of spec...
George: ...specularation...
Tony: ...speculartion, then nobody's plotting to get rid of me. So the more speculartion the better. That's why I started it.
George: Why that's genius, Tony. I think I'll try the same tactic.
Click.
Tony: George, you have a fixed term.... He's gone.
Cherie: Who was that? The Old Tosser from over the pond?
Tony: Yes, Chezza.
Tony: Hello, George.
George: I was wondrin', Tony, my advisors are telling me that there's a lot of specularation, Tony, about whether you're gonna step down an' all.
Tony: You mean speculation.
George: That's what I said. Specularation.
Tony: [sigh]
George: Anyways, isn't it a bit de-stabilising. How are you coping with it?
Tony: Easy, George. While there's lots of spec...
George: ...specularation...
Tony: ...speculartion, then nobody's plotting to get rid of me. So the more speculartion the better. That's why I started it.
George: Why that's genius, Tony. I think I'll try the same tactic.
Click.
Tony: George, you have a fixed term.... He's gone.
Cherie: Who was that? The Old Tosser from over the pond?
Tony: Yes, Chezza.
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