Cab Ride To Dubyuhville

George: Good morning everyone. In my previous remarks to do with the War on Terror I have mentioned North Korea. It has come to my attention that the North Koreans have detonated a nuclear device. I send this warning to the North Koreans: wherever you pick up a fare, whatever the destination, however long your meter is running, the United States will track you down. We have your license plates on file...

Aide: [urgent whisper] Mr. President, sir, your former remarks included North Korea in the "Axis of Evil" not the "Taxis of Evil".

George: Thank you. Let me re-phrase that...

© BLOGONYMOUS 2006