Keep Digging, Ozzy
Landscaper: Nice garden, Mr. Cameron, sir.
David: Thank you.
Landscaper: Now where do you want me to plant all these oak trees? Over here on the left?
David: Oh, no. I don't think so.
Landscaper: On the right?
David: Well... I'm not sure about that. Don't think that would be the best place. What do you think, Ozzy?
George: Well I'm with you, Davo. Whatever you think.
Landscaper: How about I plant them right down the middle?
David: Now that's a good idea. Excellent! Good-oh! We'll be calling you Capability Brown next.
George: Unlike Incapability Brown in no. 11!
David: Now, Ozzy. You know what we said about gardener jokes.
George: Sorry, Davo.
David: Thank you.
Landscaper: Now where do you want me to plant all these oak trees? Over here on the left?
David: Oh, no. I don't think so.
Landscaper: On the right?
David: Well... I'm not sure about that. Don't think that would be the best place. What do you think, Ozzy?
George: Well I'm with you, Davo. Whatever you think.
Landscaper: How about I plant them right down the middle?
David: Now that's a good idea. Excellent! Good-oh! We'll be calling you Capability Brown next.
George: Unlike Incapability Brown in no. 11!
David: Now, Ozzy. You know what we said about gardener jokes.
George: Sorry, Davo.
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Labels: Political Satire
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