Worth The License Fee On His Own...
BBC: Graham, dear. So sorry about all this fuss and bother about your reported remarks.
Graham: Well, it is all getting just a teeny bit stressful.
BBC: Yes, of course Graham, dear, we do appreciate that. It's the last thing you need as a top TV presenter/icon/supertsar, isn't it?
Graham: You can say that again.
BBC: Well, to ease the pain of the preposterous situation you find yourself in, we, the BBC Board of Governors, have come up with a little sweetner for you.
Graham: Oh, yes?
BBC: Yes. Instead of paying your £3.5 million salary in cash we propose to pay it in drugs. Now how do you feel about that, Graham, dear?
Graham: Ecstatic.
Graham: Well, it is all getting just a teeny bit stressful.
BBC: Yes, of course Graham, dear, we do appreciate that. It's the last thing you need as a top TV presenter/icon/supertsar, isn't it?
Graham: You can say that again.
BBC: Well, to ease the pain of the preposterous situation you find yourself in, we, the BBC Board of Governors, have come up with a little sweetner for you.
Graham: Oh, yes?
BBC: Yes. Instead of paying your £3.5 million salary in cash we propose to pay it in drugs. Now how do you feel about that, Graham, dear?
Graham: Ecstatic.
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