Berk or Burka
Jack: Er... hello? Gozza?
Gordon: Croak... yes, Jacksy.
Jack: Look, I think I've hit on something.
Gordon: Yes?
Jack: Well, you know how low your image-rating is with the public?
Gordon: Ye-es...
Jack: And how you lack charisma.
Gordon: Ye-es...
Jack: And how some people - not me of course - think you look a bit like an over-sized frog?
Gordon: Do they?
Jack: Well, I think I've got the answer. We put you in a full veil - and then no-one will realise all your shortcomings. Good, eh?
Gordon: And then we remove it when I'm Prime Minister, you mean.
Jack: Er... no.
Gordon: Ah. Croak.
Gordon: Croak... yes, Jacksy.
Jack: Look, I think I've hit on something.
Gordon: Yes?
Jack: Well, you know how low your image-rating is with the public?
Gordon: Ye-es...
Jack: And how you lack charisma.
Gordon: Ye-es...
Jack: And how some people - not me of course - think you look a bit like an over-sized frog?
Gordon: Do they?
Jack: Well, I think I've got the answer. We put you in a full veil - and then no-one will realise all your shortcomings. Good, eh?
Gordon: And then we remove it when I'm Prime Minister, you mean.
Jack: Er... no.
Gordon: Ah. Croak.
© BLOGONYMOUS 2006
Labels: Beyond Belief, Political Satire
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