West Lothian Question

Boris: Well, Gozza, it's like this. You, a Scot, cannot be Prime Minister of England.

Gordon: I think you will find, Fatso - it is alright to call you that isn't it? - I think you will find that it is constitutionally...

Boris: Gozza, you, a Scot, who is also an MP for a Scottish seat, cannot be Prime Minister of England.

Gordon: No, no. Constitutionally...

Boris: No, Gozza! You, a Scot, who is also an MP for a Scottish seat, who will be unelected by anyone for PM especially us in England, cannot possibly, under any circustances, be Prime Minister of England.

Gordon: The British constitution...

Boris: NO, Gozza! [pause] OK. Let me put this as plainly as possible. We're not having a f*cking frog as Prime Minister. OK?

Gordon: Croak.

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