Frog Blog 6
Gordon: Frog! Tony's got a list of ten things to do before he leaves office! Can you help me compile my own list of things to do before he leaves office?
Frog:
1. Take charisma lessons.
Gordon: Why would I need to do that?
Frog: I rest my case.
2. Find out what GSOH means.
Gordon: Er...
Frog:
3. Get psychological help.
Gordon: What the hell...!
Frog: That's why you need a GSOH.
Gordon: Ah.
3. Get Alan Johnson caught in a honey-trap.
Gordon: Nice idea!
4. Send the boys round to John Reid.
Gordon: Even better idea!
5. Lose your Scottish accent.
Gordon: But I don't have one!
Frog: Lose it anyway.
6. Support the England team.
Gordon: I do!
Frog: No - support, not pretend to support.
7. Do some excercise.
Gordon: I'm perfectly fit!
Frog: Yes. But do some exercise.
9. Start blaming TB.
Gordon: Do you think that's wise?
Frog: It's bloody essential.
10. Stop claiming you're not really a frog.
Gordon: But I'm not.
Frog: Yes, but stop claiming it. People will think yo need psychological help.
Gordon: Now, look...!
Frog: GSOH remember.
Gordon: Ah. Is that ten? We seem to have got the numbers mixed up.
Frog: Wouldn't be the first time, Gozza, would it?
Gordon: Croak.
Frog:
1. Take charisma lessons.
Gordon: Why would I need to do that?
Frog: I rest my case.
2. Find out what GSOH means.
Gordon: Er...
Frog:
3. Get psychological help.
Gordon: What the hell...!
Frog: That's why you need a GSOH.
Gordon: Ah.
3. Get Alan Johnson caught in a honey-trap.
Gordon: Nice idea!
4. Send the boys round to John Reid.
Gordon: Even better idea!
5. Lose your Scottish accent.
Gordon: But I don't have one!
Frog: Lose it anyway.
6. Support the England team.
Gordon: I do!
Frog: No - support, not pretend to support.
7. Do some excercise.
Gordon: I'm perfectly fit!
Frog: Yes. But do some exercise.
9. Start blaming TB.
Gordon: Do you think that's wise?
Frog: It's bloody essential.
10. Stop claiming you're not really a frog.
Gordon: But I'm not.
Frog: Yes, but stop claiming it. People will think yo need psychological help.
Gordon: Now, look...!
Frog: GSOH remember.
Gordon: Ah. Is that ten? We seem to have got the numbers mixed up.
Frog: Wouldn't be the first time, Gozza, would it?
Gordon: Croak.
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