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Thursday, November 30, 2006

Honest John

H.O. Official: Home Secretary, the whole of the Harmondsworth Immigration Removal Centre has been gutted. What are we going to do with the 5oo detainees?

John: Send in excavators. Dig a big hole in the excercise yard, dump them in it and fill it in. Make sure there's an airspace embargo in place while you're doing it.

H.O. Official: You mean bury them, Home Secretary? Isn't that a bit extreme?

John: The Home Office has been burying the immigration figures for years. All we're doing is burying the immigrants instead. It's a much more honest approach.

H.O. Official: I suppose so. Do we machine-gun them first?




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