The Big Decisions

Tessa: Gordon, could you tell me whether the Olympics will have to pay VAT, please?

Gordon: Er... no. I can't tell you that.

Tessa: Oh. Right. Could you tell me, then, how much the government is planning to contribute to the re-generation scheme?

Gordon: Er... no. I can't tell you that.

Tessa: OK. Could you tell me if you're going to be a good Prime Minister?

Gordon: Er... no. I can't tell you that.

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