Rallying The Troops

Soldier: Good morning, Prime Minister. Welcome to Afghanistan!

Tony: Thank you very much. I must say I'm a little surprised to see only one of you here.

Soldier: Ah, that's because there's only one British soldier per 900 square miles in Helmand province. And I'm the one for this 900!

Tony: I see.

Soldier: Jump in the jeep and we should meet another one this time the day after tomorrow.

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