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Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Trip Of A Lifetime

Teacher: Right, Children. This is the itinerary for next week's trip.

  1. First stop Afghanistan to check on the opium trade.

  2. Those who don't get shot there will move on to Iraq to spend a day shadowing the new security forces.

  3. Any lucky ones who escape being blown up will travel on to Lebanon to take part in - yes, you've guessed it - what you've all been waiting for! - the great Cluster Bomb Hunt.

Please tell your parents that thorough risk assessments have been carried out and that you are much more likely to be run over by a bus than have an accident on a School Trip. Questions? Yes, Johnny?

Child: Is the bus driver Tony Blair?




  • At 1:53 am, Blogger Tim Rice said…

    You are too much! ;)

    But your commentary sadly does have a serious reality to it.

  • At 10:11 am, Blogger Tim Rice said…

    Can I ask how you wanted to use the stockings photo? With it being of other people, I need to be considerate of their feelings. If it had been of one of my nature photos for personal use, I would have outright said yes. But with people it is different. My email address is timrice10[at]


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