Slave To Politics [This Is Not An Apology]

" The Government Protects Slaves"

Tony:

I wish to express my deep sorrow at our involvement in slavery, a profoundly shameful episode in our history.

To keep Gordon as my personal number-crunching slave for almost ten years, only allowing him out occasionally to utter bland platitudes, is obviously very regrettable and my only excuse is that the bastard deserves everything he gets.

And he won't be getting the Prime Ministership. Because he thinks it's his right but slaves don't have rights. Especially if they don't keep their mouths shut and do as they're fucking-well told. Thank you.

© BLOGONYMOUS 2006