Return To The Comfort Zone

Police Spokesman: With the arrest of a 37 year-old man today in connection with the murder of five prostitutes I would like to reassure all the girls that it is perfectly safe to walk the streets of Ipswich again now. You can be comforted by the fact that all the regular pimps, pushers, addicts, weirdos, winos, sadists, sexual deviants, perverts, exponents of rough sex, wife-beaters and personality difficient psychos will be there to give you succour and treat you in the manner to which you have become accustomed.

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