National Insecurity
Reporter: Prime Minister, may I ask why the corruption inquiry into the Saudi defence deal was halted?
Tony: The problem with that inquiry was that it was getting too near the truth. Now my Government has had an excellent record with inquiries - we've had some superb cover-ups, some outstanding whitewash, some phenomenal spin and some plain, bog-standard lies. Now I am not going to put that wonderful record - the envy of our oponents - at risk beacuse some Zealot in the Serious Fraud Office wants to make a name for himself. OK?
Tony: The problem with that inquiry was that it was getting too near the truth. Now my Government has had an excellent record with inquiries - we've had some superb cover-ups, some outstanding whitewash, some phenomenal spin and some plain, bog-standard lies. Now I am not going to put that wonderful record - the envy of our oponents - at risk beacuse some Zealot in the Serious Fraud Office wants to make a name for himself. OK?
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