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Thursday, December 14, 2006

Helping With Enquiries

Policeman: Prime Minister: do excuse me for having to ask you this. Have you ever offered a peerage to anyone in return for a contribution to the Labour Party?

Tony: Yes.

Policeman: You have...?

Tony: Yes, I have.

Policeman: I see. Could you provide details, please, Prime Minister?

Tony: I offered Gordon a peerage if he would resign, as a contribution to the future success of the Party.

Policeman: And what did he say?

Tony: Fuck off Tony you can go to hell ha ha ha I'm going to have you're job so screw you and screw your legacy.

Policeman: I see.

Tony: And that's your future Prime Minister for you.




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