The Conspiracy Is Dead: Long Live The Conspiracy

Stevens: So my conclusion is that Princess Diana's death was a tragic accident.

Express Reporter: Did you trace the driver of the white Fiat Uno?

Stevens: No.

Express Reporter: So you can't rule out the possibility that the white Fiat Uno was being driven by Elvis Presley?

Stevens: No. I can't rule that out.

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