Nursery Whines

Gordon: Miss! Tony won't let me join in!

Tony: Miss! Gordon doesn't play fair!

Gordon: Miss! Tony's a twat!

Tony: Miss! Gordon's a moron!

Chairman: Right. If I can bring Conference to order. Is there any other business?

Tony: No.

Gordon: No.

Chairman: Then Conference is closed.

Conference: [singing] Should Auld Acquaintance be forgot....

Gordon: [whispering] Tosser!

Tony: [whispering] Git!

Gordon: I'm gonna tell Miss of you!

Tony: Good! She thinks you're a git as well...

Voices fade into the background as delegates head for the bar.

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