Frog Blog 3

Gordon: Frog, they've uncovered £8.4 billion of VAT fraud. How am I going to explain that?

Frog: Redistribution of Wealth?

Gordon: Do you think I can get away with that?

Frog: Well, you've got away with everything else since you've been Chancellor.

Gordon: Yes, I suppose so. [pause] You don't think I'll be letting the VAT out of the bag?

Frog: Is that a joke?

Gordon: Possibly...

Frog: Gozza, don't try to do jokes, OK? Stick to croaking vacuously.

Gordon: Yes, Frog.

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