Minging It.

Ming: This is my first Autumn Conference since becoming leader earlier this year. Conference is arguably the most important point of contact for the entire party membership. From the fringe, to the main conference hall, to reacquainting ourselves with old colleagues, there never seems to be quite enough time. It is a focus for intense debate, friendly discussion and sometimes even agreement... pause for laughter...

Caretaker: Er... excuse me, Mr. Campbell...

Ming: Call me Ming.

Caretaker: ...er... Ming...er ... the Lib-Dem Conference is in Brighton this year. This is Blackpool.

Ming: Ah. Right. I see. What time's the next train to Brighton?

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