Sir Charisma Rides Again

Ming: Since I became leader:

• We have won the Bromley and Chislehurst by-election
• We have gained more votes than the Beatles
• Monkeys have started breeding in the Arctic
• And I have delivered knock-out blows consitently at PM's Questions.

Now, I may not drink, experiment sexually or keep rent-boys in work but those who say I have no personality, and ought to stand down, might like to ponder what Coronation Street would be like without Bet Lynch.

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