BLAIR SHOCK: I Quit!

Tony: Good morning everyone. Important announcement: I have quit binge drinking.

Press: [gasps, whistles, frantic scribbling]

Tony: And I've quit drugs.

Press: [more gasps, more whistles, more frantic scribbling]

Tony: And I've quit the five times a night with Chezza.

Press: [sharp intakes of breath, general incredulity]

Tony: Any questions?

Reporter: Er... Mr. Blair. Are you going to quit as Prime Minister as well?

Tony: Oh come on, now! You have to allow me just one little vice, don't you?

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