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Tuesday, September 26, 2006

The Buzz-Word Queen

Interviewer: Ruth Kelly, do you think Tony Blair has been a good Prime Minister?
Ruth: Evidence-diversity-separation-ecological-globalisation-integration-cohesion-rapidly-changing-cultural-community-public-services-essential-services-critical-services-neighbourhood-devolution-difference-hospitalsjobsschools-geo-cities-geo-politics-geo-blancmange.
Interviewer: And do you think Gordon Brown would make a good Prime Minister?
Ruth: Evidence-diversity-separation-ecological-globalisation-integration-cohesion-rapidly-changing-cultural-community-public-services-essential-services-critical-services-neighbourhood-devolution-difference-hospitalsjobsschools-geo-cities-geo-politics-geo-blancmange.
Interviewer: And do you have ambitions of your own to be Prime Minister, one day?
Ruth: Evidence-diversity-separation-ecological-globalisation-integration-cohesion-rapidly-changing-cultural-community-public-services-essential-services-critical-services-neighbourhood-devolution-difference-hospitalsjobsschools-geo-cities-geo-politics-geo-blancmange.
Interviewer: Thank you, Ruth Kelly.
Ruth: Evidence-diversity-separation...
Interviewer: No, really... thank you.
Later.
Child: Mum, what's for tea?
Ruth: Evidence-diversity-separation-ecological-globalisation-integration-cohesion-rapidly-changing-cultural-community-public-services-essential-services-critical-services-neighbourhood-devolution-difference-hospitalsjobsschools-geo-cities-geo-politics-geo-blancmange.
Child: Oh, not again. We had that yesterday.
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