There's No Taxes Like Stealth Taxes...

On the Ninth Day of Christmas my Tony sent to me:

Nine Middle Class Taxes

Eight Asylum Seekers [per hour]
Seven Vats of Whitewash

Six Bursting Prisons
Five Golden Spins

Four thousand ASBO's
Three Cherie faux pas

Two Blunkett Sackings

And Gordon Brown stuck up a gum tree.

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