Blunkett's Folly 2

Soldier: This is the FN Minimi SAW or Squad Automatic Weapon, commonly used by NATO countries. The M249 SAW is the American variant.

Blunkett: Is it a machine gun?

Soldier: Yes, sir.

Blunkett: Is it loaded?

Soldier: Yes, sir.

Blunkett: Stand back, then. I'm going to fire.

Soldier: But sir, you're aiming at a full-length mirror.

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