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Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Three Wise Monkeys

George: Hey, Tony, why are you wearing shades? There's no sun.

Tony: I've gone blind, George.

George: Huh? You'll have to speak up.

Tony: I've gone blind, George.

George: No. Sorry. Can't hear you. I must have gone deaf. You know, Tony, we have to get to gether with Mr. Omerta - you know, the Israeli guy - and hear what he has to say about Lebannon.

Tony: He can't speak, George.

George: Good. That's settled then. Shall we watch 24? I need to see some terrorists wasted.

Tony: I'm blind, George.

After Bush's "Shades" press conference. See it at:



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