In The Lobotomy Lounge

REPORTER: So, Boris, How does it feel to be Mayor.

BORIS: Well, I always said that the people of Liverpool are wonderful forgiving people and they have demonstrated that by voting for me in their droves.

REPORTER: Er... yes, Boris. But you're Mayor of London.

BORIS: Really. Right. OK. Where's London? Have I insulted it yet?

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LonDon not KenDon

REPOTER: Ken, what's your reaction to the result?


KEN: I'm looking forward to my third term as London Mayor.


REPORTER: But you lost! Look, it says it here on the front page!


KEN: Everyone knows that The Evening Standard has been waging a long campaign against me. You can't believe a word they print.


REPORTR: OK. Right. So, you seem to be in denial, Ken.


KEN: Did you use to work for the Gestapo?

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Frog Blog 9: Local Execution Results

FROG: Gozza, why are you whistling? You've been slaughtered at the polls!


GOZZA: Yes, Frog. But I've just got my new Artic Monkeys cd.


FROG: Oh.


GOZZA: Croak. Big croak.

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