Legal Niceties

Judge: Mr. Griffin, you are charged with using words or behaviour intended to stir up racial hatred. How do you plead?

Nick: Not guilty, M'Lud.

Judge: Mr. Griffin, the alternative charge is that you used words or behaviour likely to stir up racial hatred. How do you plead?

Nick: Not guilty, M'Lud.

Judge: Mr. Griffin, if you were to be charged with using words or behaviour that very definitely will stir up racial hatred, how would you plead?

Nick: Very definitely guilty, M'Lud!

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