Frog Blog 7: Facing Up To It

Gordon: Frog, they're pioneering a full face transplant operation. Do you think I should have one to help overcome my charisma problems?

Frog: Er... what sort of new face would you want, Gozza?

Gordon: Young, dashing, intelligent, caring, showing a gsoh - though serious when required, and, of course, highly charismatic.

Frog: You mean you want David Cameron's face...?

Gordon: Croak.

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